Ep4 – Dominatrixes – Out Now!

Episode Four – Dominatrixes on iTunes Episode Four – Dominatrixes on Podbean I meet two of London’s Best Dominatrixes to discuss: The effects of sexuality and secrecy on mental health The strangest requests they’ve ever received How the law can endanger sex workers How to use thumb-sucking, masturbation and fresh air to benefit mental health Thanks for…

am i normal? Ep2 – A Tale Of Two Vicars – Out Now!

am i normal? Podcast Episode Two – A Tale Of Two Vicars – Is Available Now! On iTunes On Podbean I meet Evangelical Hardliner Alistair Tresidder and Progressive, Homosexual (and Married To An Atheist) Andrew Foreshew-Cain We discuss my mental health, their mental health, sexuality, human rights, and the evidence for God. Episode One –…

am i normal? Podcast Episode One Out Now!

am i normal? Podcast Episode One – Psychotherapists is available now. Stream / Download on iTunes Stream / Download On Podbean am i normal? is a Comedy-Psychology podcast exploring the mental health challenges of everyday life. In episode one I meet London Psychotherapists Diane Stevens, Ashley Horsley, Tamar Posner and Jacqueline Palmer. My experiences with Emetophobia…

Rhyming Poem | Dwindling Lamp Lobotomy

I loved my lost days, black and void Now I’m nothing, flesh on bone A dwindling lamp, lobotomy Discarding empty nests, alone. I yearn for fear and prison Yet won’t return to there Medieval melody, memories of living Like peace, becoming aware. Multiplied thoughts like technology Vibrate in a lifetime observed From without, undeserving, From within,…

Robot Wars | Empathy | Self-Destruction | Divorce

9:15am – Still in bed, I scroll through Facebook on my phone. I’m half rejoicing at the freedom, half despairing at the imprisonment.  I scroll past unwanted adverts from bookmakers, pretending to doubt my ability to succeed at various straightforward football quizzes, the usual poorly-informed, badly-written sexism, and a time-lapse video guide to making a…

What’s So Wrong With Being Wrong?

The Apprentice’s skin-of-his-teeth Estate-Agent-in-disguise character, acting as Project Manager for Team Stratospheric ShitFucks, defiantly puts the team’s main creative in the tech sub team, not the creative sub team. He quickly, silently, realises his mistake, but stands by it, then spends the rest of the task desperately hoping the team will somehow win against all…

How To Create World Peace – Step 1

I used to like the quote “The measure of a man is what he would do if he knew he’d never be found out.” I went off it when I realised what I’d do if I knew I’d never be found out was awful.