The Importance Of Preaching To The Converted

The Importance Of Preaching To The Converted My friend Joe usually reads my posts.  Sometimes he’ll retweet or mention them, other times he won’t and I have to instantly call him to narcissistically question him like the Needy-WAG-Cancer-Friend I am. When I’m not being “Too harsh” “Self-Righteous” or “A Little Bitch”, he often agrees with the…

Jehovah’s Shitness – Imprisoning, Abusive Sexual Advice

This Jehovah’s Witness research began when two deluded widows appeared on the doorstep last week. Witness 1:  Which of these 3 magazines would you like? Me:  Oh, sorry this isn’t for me Witness 1:  Don’t you believe in the Lord God? Me:  No, I don’t *Witness 2 Laughs* Witness 1:  Is that how you were brought…

Newspaper Subtly Wishes Traumatised Man Dead For Driving Car

Below are some passages from The Sun’s recent article on Andy Hill, the pilot involved in the Shoreham Airshow Crash.  Following each extract is my analysis.  If you struggle to know which passages are mine and which are The Sun’s, mine are those that don’t ooze casual racism and big boobs.  The Sun should be renamed…

Gourmet Murder Kitchen – The Real Insult Is Your Apology

Gourmet Murder Kitchen – The Real Insult Is Your Apology Three Gourmet Burger Kitchen advertisements appeared last week: I get the joke – “Let’s mock compassionate people for not wanting defenceless animals to suffer”  Hilarious.  Certainly a jovial distraction from the routine throat-slitting essential to produce our “gourmet” burgers, and the forced-casual Australasian polo shirt…

Parents, Mental Illness, Egotism & Testicles

Do you realise your parents are full of shit?  I don’t say that flippantly and I’m not an Emo (although I do like cry-wanking).  Our parents are full of shit in the same way we and our friends are full of shit, and our children and their friends will be too.  But our parents, our…